What is a spommenter? That’s a word I just invented for people who spam the comments of a blog. So here’s the message:
Dear Spommenter,
If you try to leave a spomment that says, “it was a real fine write-up. I’m actually looking forward to your next article,” make sure you don’t leave it on a page that consists of nothing but a picture. I’m not a rocket scientist, but even I know that.
Yours truly,
MA